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Wealth, innovation, hardwork and others
Submitted by Makan on Mon, 2010-03-22 13:51. Anything goesWealth, innovation, hardwork and others
This post serves as clarifying some economics concepts for myself also. It has to do with wealth and how it links to being rich and famous and getting adored by the masses.
Imagine that the world has only 2 pple: 1 farmer and 1 fisherman. The farmer harvests some rice every day and the fisherman catches some fishes. The farmer will sell some rice to the fisherman and vice versa. So the money supply in this world has maybe like $4, $2 with the farmer which he gets from selling 2 kg of rice and $2 for the fisherman who sells 2 kg of fish.
So the question is how can either of them get richer?

Marriage: A risky business
Submitted by Makan on Wed, 2009-06-17 15:08. Anything goesLately I came to know a few friends from different social circles getting married. I am not sure if you call it pre marriage jitters, but 2 different couples who have already bought HDB houses are already having 2nd, 3rd thoughts about that person they want to marry.
One couple was together for 6 years, and the reason for getting married is because they have already known each other for 6 years and time is running short! The guy in the relationship really hates to receive SMS and calls from his fiancée, often trying to avoid her whenever possible. Breakups have been tried and failed due to pressure from the fiancée’s whole family, he was time and again held hostage emotionally by them.

New Economy..
Submitted by Makan on Wed, 2009-06-17 15:07. Anything goesIt is a slow day in the east Texas town of Longview. It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted.
Times are tough, everybody is in debt and everybody lives on credit.
On this particular day, a rich tourist from the East is driving through town.
He enters the only hotel in the sleepy town and lays a hundred dollar bill on the desk stating he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night.
As soon as the man walks up the stairs, the hotel proprietor takes the hundred dollar bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.
The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to pay his debt to the pig farmer.

What we are blind to...
Submitted by Makan on Mon, 2008-09-22 16:27. Anything goesWhat we are blind to...
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I would marry you.'
One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend.
He asked her,'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him.

To save petrol?
Submitted by Makan on Fri, 2007-12-14 16:24. Anything goesA man eats two eggs each morning for breakfast. When he goes to the grocery store he pays .60 cents a dozen. Since a dozen eggs won't last a week he normally buys two dozens at a time.
One day while buying eggs he notices that the price has risen to 72 cents.
The next time he buys groceries, eggs are .76 cents a dozen. When asked to explain the price of eggs the store owner says, the price has gone up and I have to raise my price accordingly.
This store buys 100 dozen eggs a day. When checked around for a better price and all the distributors have raised their prices. The distributors have begun to buy from the huge egg farms. The small egg farms have been driven out of business.

How to make Woman & Man Happy
Submitted by Makan on Fri, 2007-12-14 15:48. Anything goesIt's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding

Guys vs Girls
Submitted by Makan on Fri, 2007-12-14 15:41. Anything goesGuys drink to forget about the girl...
Girls drink to think back about the guy...
When guys are in love, they become poor...
When girls are in love, they become pretty...
Guys can forget, but cannot forgive...
Girls can forgive, but cannot forget...
Guys care the most about the quantity of love...
Girls care the most about the quality of love...
Guys break-up when they feel love from another Girl...
Girls break-up when they feel the feeling of Separation from her man...
Guys feel curiosity towards all girls...
Girls feel curiosity towards guys who are Interested in her...

Man From Mars and Woman from Venus
Submitted by Makan on Thu, 2007-12-13 12:28. Anything goes11.05pm, guy and gal were chatting happily, when guy uncontrollably yawns
bad example
gal (sounding out): you feeling sleeping??
guy: yeah, tired from work...
gal (sounds concern): ok, shan't disturb u, go and sleep lah
guy: ok, you have an early nite too..
guy hangs up the phone.
5 min later, phone rings
awaken by the phone rings, guy: hello?
gal: .............
guy: who's this?
gal (feeling unjust): you felt very bothered by me is it?
guy (confused): huh? what?
gal: .............
guy: why? what happened?
gal: you find me very bothersome is it?
guy: bothersome? why you said this??

FengShui & Singapore
Submitted by Makan on Thu, 2007-12-13 12:19. Anything goesWHY PLANT TREES?
Ever wonder why Singapore is known as a Garden City. Why would Singapore go around planting trees? After all, maintaining a Garden City is very expensive.
Well, here's the answer --if you were to look at Singapore from the top, Singapore resembles a crab, with its mouth the Singapore river and its back facing Malaysia. We all know that cooked crabs (that means dead crabs) are red, the colour of barren ground. But a live crab is basically a dark shade of green. So,by planting trees, you make Singapore look green and not red, and therefore alive.
TWO PROMINENT DISTRICTS

Why US Economy is strong?
Submitted by Makan on Thu, 2007-12-13 12:10. Anything goesWhy US Economy is strong?
Written by an Indian Economist
Japanese save a lot. They do not spend much. Also Japan exports far more than it imports. Has an annual trade surplus of over $100 billions, Yet Japanese economy is considered weak, even collapsing.
Americans spend, save little. Also US imports more than it exports. Has an annual trade deficit of over $400 billion.
Yet, the American economy is considered strong and trusted to get stronger. But where from do Americans get money to spend?
They borrow from Japan, China and even India.
Virtually others save for the US to spend. Global savings are mostly invested in US, in dollars.




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