One day, an uncle was driving on the highway in his CLK (cute little kancil)
when the engine started to choke. He quickly stop the car by the side just
in time before the engine died off. So, the uncle open the hood and see la.
Just a few minutes after, a young man was cruising in his Mitsubishi Lancer
Evo 5 on the same highway. He quickly spotted the broken down kancil with
the uncle standing beside it alone. Being a kind man, he pulled over right
in front of the kancil to offer help.

Having very little engineering skills, the young man couldn't fix the
problem. The man then came up with a brilliant idea. He told the uncle that
he has a cable in his boot and offered to tow the kancil to the next toll
house where he could get help. The uncle agreed to that idea. The uncle also
added that if he feels that they are moving too fast, he would flash the
young man and also use the horn. So, the young man secured the kancil to the
back of his Evo using the cable.

And so, the young man drove off pulling the kancil behind it. At times when
they were moving too fast, the uncle would give the man a horn. After
driving for a while, a loud engine roar approach from the back. a ferrari
was approaching the 2 cars. As the ferrari came up beside the them, it gave
a loud engine rev to challenge the Evo.

With the flame of youth burning in him, the evo driver downshift can rocket
off chasing the ferrari while totally forgeting about the kancil tied to
him. Just up ahead on the highway, a couple of police officers were
performing a speed trap. They suddenly hear loud engine roars followed by
turbo blow offs sounds approaching them.

Vrrrooooommm...........kepish kepish......

After recording the speed, one of the police officer quickly used the radio
to contact the others setting a roadblock up ahead.

"Over over... this is checkpoint 1 calling checkpoint 2. Do u read?! There
are currently 3 street racers heading your way at over 240km/h!!! The first
car is a red Ferrari, you can't miss it. Following closely behind is a white
Lancer Evo!!! For the third car, you're not going to believe this. It's
white kancil. I repeat, it's a kancil. It's drifting very closely behind the
Lancer Evo. Not only that, the driver seems to be flashing high beams
towards the Evo while applying horn to tell him to move away. I think it's
going to overtake the Evo at the next bend...!!!"

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